On April 11th Jimmy Jack Funk Jr will defend the GOUGE Heavyweight Championship at Big Time Wrestling Carolinas Spring Bash. The challenger is none other than "The Geek with The Physique" Seymour Snott.
But before we get to the Spring Bash.. Jimmy Jack and Seymour are going head to head with their WrestleMania predictions. Their in-depth analysis is at the bottom of the post, but here are the results.
But before we get to the Spring Bash.. Jimmy Jack and Seymour are going head to head with their WrestleMania predictions. Their in-depth analysis is at the bottom of the post, but here are the results.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
JJFJ: Brock Lesnar
SS: Brock Lesnar
WWE United States Title Match
JJFJ: Rusev
SS: John Cena
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
JJFJ: Dean Ambrose
SS: Daniel Bryan
Sting vs. Triple H
JJFJ: Sting
SS: Sting
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
JJFJ: Undertaker
SS: Undertaker
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
JJFJ: AJ Lee and Paige
SS: AJ Lee and Paige
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
JJFJ: Seth Rollins
SS: Randy Orton
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
JJFJ: The Usos
SS: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
JJFJ: Mizdow
SS: NXT Guy
JJFJ: Brock Lesnar
SS: Brock Lesnar
WWE United States Title Match
JJFJ: Rusev
SS: John Cena
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
JJFJ: Dean Ambrose
SS: Daniel Bryan
Sting vs. Triple H
JJFJ: Sting
SS: Sting
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
JJFJ: Undertaker
SS: Undertaker
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
JJFJ: AJ Lee and Paige
SS: AJ Lee and Paige
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
JJFJ: Seth Rollins
SS: Randy Orton
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
JJFJ: The Usos
SS: Cesaro and Tyson Kidd
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
JJFJ: Mizdow
SS: NXT Guy

Here at the Double Deuce WrestleMania is a very special time of year. Typically filled with blockbuster matches, it’s the Super Bowl, Daytona 500, the World Series, and March Madness all in one. Old Man Freakboy asked me to take a look at the matches and give you my predictions.
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Boy, WWE's hopefulness for Roman's return fell super short. I mean Sufferin' Succotash! Reigns is without a doubt the most 1 dimensional man to ever main event a WrestleMania, With the new knowledge that Lesnar has re-signed with WWE, I foresee a mostly dominant Lesnar, with a little bit of hope for Reigns, but ultimately Brock will retain.
Winner: BROCK LEEEESSSSSSSNNAAAARRRR
WWE United States Title Match
This one can be very interesting, and until the beat down of Cena on Raw I would've given the edge to Rusev. I think it would mean more for this huge heel to continue his dominance and defeat Cena.
Winner: Rusev
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
This cluster of a match should be full of exciting spots. It's going to be a tossup between the most over guy in the company, Daniel Bryan, or the new Roddy Piper, Dean Ambrose. It's tough to choose.....
Winner: Ambrose
Sting vs. Triple H
I can't describe how amazing it feels to see Sting in a WWE ring, in a match, AT WRESTLEMANIA. I'm super excited for this.
Winner: Sting
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Word on the street is Undertaker is in the best shape he's been in in a long time. I even hear he's taking a lesson from my game plan and doing crossfit.
Winner: Undertaker
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Here's the cooler match before the main. I predict this one is going to set up an even more extended feud.
Winners: AJ and Paige, when AJ pins Nikki Bella and sets up for another 1,000 matches between them.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
This one will be a good one, and probably the match of the night. I don't see Orton getting the W though
Winner: Seth Rollins
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
In a just world, Cesaro would end this match in 30 seconds, ascend to the IC title without a ladder, uppercut Rusev into the stratosphere then wrestle a 60 minute broadway with Lesnar. Because the world is not just.....
Winner: the Usos
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
If they were smart Axelmania would run wild. but I see this ending with Mizdow finally getting over on Miz
Winner: Mizdow
WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Boy, WWE's hopefulness for Roman's return fell super short. I mean Sufferin' Succotash! Reigns is without a doubt the most 1 dimensional man to ever main event a WrestleMania, With the new knowledge that Lesnar has re-signed with WWE, I foresee a mostly dominant Lesnar, with a little bit of hope for Reigns, but ultimately Brock will retain.
Winner: BROCK LEEEESSSSSSSNNAAAARRRR
WWE United States Title Match
This one can be very interesting, and until the beat down of Cena on Raw I would've given the edge to Rusev. I think it would mean more for this huge heel to continue his dominance and defeat Cena.
Winner: Rusev
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
This cluster of a match should be full of exciting spots. It's going to be a tossup between the most over guy in the company, Daniel Bryan, or the new Roddy Piper, Dean Ambrose. It's tough to choose.....
Winner: Ambrose
Sting vs. Triple H
I can't describe how amazing it feels to see Sting in a WWE ring, in a match, AT WRESTLEMANIA. I'm super excited for this.
Winner: Sting
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
Word on the street is Undertaker is in the best shape he's been in in a long time. I even hear he's taking a lesson from my game plan and doing crossfit.
Winner: Undertaker
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
Here's the cooler match before the main. I predict this one is going to set up an even more extended feud.
Winners: AJ and Paige, when AJ pins Nikki Bella and sets up for another 1,000 matches between them.
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
This one will be a good one, and probably the match of the night. I don't see Orton getting the W though
Winner: Seth Rollins
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
In a just world, Cesaro would end this match in 30 seconds, ascend to the IC title without a ladder, uppercut Rusev into the stratosphere then wrestle a 60 minute broadway with Lesnar. Because the world is not just.....
Winner: the Usos
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
If they were smart Axelmania would run wild. but I see this ending with Mizdow finally getting over on Miz
Winner: Mizdow

WWE World Heavyweight Title Match
Lesnar over in 25 minutes with Reigns passing-out, Rollins comes-in to cash-in MITB and gets F-5’d.
WWE United States Title Match
Cena wins via STF in 20 minutes.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
Bryan wins I-C Title
Sting vs. Triple H
Sting wins here. Triple H wins rematch later.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
UT wins, Wyatt does something after the match to continue the feud.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
AJ/Paige
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Orton over with RKO.
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
Champs retain.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
NXT Guy. Debuts on RAW the next night.
Lesnar over in 25 minutes with Reigns passing-out, Rollins comes-in to cash-in MITB and gets F-5’d.
WWE United States Title Match
Cena wins via STF in 20 minutes.
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Title
Bryan wins I-C Title
Sting vs. Triple H
Sting wins here. Triple H wins rematch later.
Bray Wyatt vs. The Undertaker
UT wins, Wyatt does something after the match to continue the feud.
AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins
AJ/Paige
Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton
Orton over with RKO.
Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Tag Team Titles
Champs retain.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
NXT Guy. Debuts on RAW the next night.

If for some reason you want to know my picks...
Brock Lesnar John Cena Daniel Bryan Triple H Bray Wyatt
The Bellas Seth Rollins The Usos Mizdow
Brock Lesnar John Cena Daniel Bryan Triple H Bray Wyatt
The Bellas Seth Rollins The Usos Mizdow